You're a right bloody pair of jokers all right but all you're doing is trying to derail what should be a light-hearted thread. Neither of you know a joke from a bull's foot. So what's new.

Anyway.

The teacher said, "Now, Jimmy, I want you to tell me a sentence beginning with the letter 'I.'"

"OK, Miss. I is..."

"No, no, Jimmy! You must say 'I am...!'"

"OK, Miss. 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet...'"