This is close
The other night while we sat spoonin'
Softly whispering', our love crooning
Thought the old folks and the children were in bed
I heard footsteps softly walkin'
And you bet I then quit talkin'
And she set a little bit closer up and said

Kiss me quick and go away
Then no-one will ever know
It's too late to longer stay
Kiss me quick, my honey
Oh, kiss me quick and go

Then I felt that I was cheatin'
And my heart it did quit beatin'
When the old man spied me peepin' through the crack
out the window then I had business
Around the house I went wizzin'
With a big white English bulldog on my track

Kiss me quick and go away
Then no-one will ever know
It's too late to longer stay
Kiss me quick, my honey
Oh, kiss me quick and go

Ridin' bushes, and jumpin' fences
And I like to of lost my senses
When that big white English bulldog caught my rear
Up the hill and down the level
I couldn’t outrun that big devil
With those words a-rangin' softly in my ears

Kiss me quick and go away
Then no-one will ever know
It's too late to longer stay
Kiss me quick, my honey
Oh, kiss me quick and go