Well, Dave, I have my Do*nu*el but at least you have your Dick... :-) :-) :-)

That's an amazingly good version of a song that, er, maybe, should never have been written. But that's folk for you too. Young maidens getting shagged up against thorns and taking the blame... Young maidens having to dress up as boy sailors... Young maidens getting murdered by lads with penknives...

I love it (as long as it's just yarns...)!