Bloke said to his doctor, "Doc, I have pain all over my body!"

"Hmm. Can you be a bit more specific?"

The bloke touched his nose, then his knee, then his ear, then his shoulder. "It's everything I touch, doc! Terrible pain!"

The doc looked him over. "Ah, I can see what the problem is. You've got a broken finger."



Woman told the doc that she'd been chewing her pillow in the night.

"How are you now?" he asked

"I feel a little down in the mouth..."