The boss of the local paint company died of hypothermia in the Arctic. All agreed that he should have had a second coat!

I once worked for a thesaurus company, but then I was sacked, fired, booted out, let go, made redundant, laid off, dismissed, discharged…

When my ex wife told me I should stop behaving like a flamingo….. I
really put my foot down!

The problem with Political jokes is they sometimes get elected.