Hey Bill D, that last one reminded me of same 2 fellows who decided to go ice fishing.
They found some ice and cut a good size hole then dropped their lines in. After about 10 minutes they hear a booming voice from above say "There are no fish under the ice! They look around and cannot see anyone so they keep on fishing. Another 10 minutes later and they hear the booming voice again say "I said, there are no fish under the ice!" still seeing nobody around one of them jumped up and shouted "Who is that, God" the same voice replies "No, this is the rink manager".