China wants Taiwan back and Russia wants Ukraine
Trump wants the White House if only he had a brain
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established joke

But during
National Armistice Week, National Armistice Week
Olensky and Putin are slow dancing cheek to cheek
It's fun to eulogize the people you despise
As long you don't let them win their war


Oh, the poor folks, hate the rich folks
And the rich folks hate the poor folks
Poor folks get the small arms and the rich get bombs
It's as biblical as the Psalms

But during
National Armistice Week, National Armistice Week
The MAGAverse loves the immigrants cause it's very chic
Stand up and shake the hand of someone you can't stand
You can tolerate the morons if you try

Oh the Protestants hate the Catholics
And the Catholics hate the Protestants
And the Hindus hate the Muslims
And everybody hates the Jews

But during
National Armistice Week, National Armistice Week
It's National Everyone-Smile-At-One-Another-hood Week
Be nice to people who are inferior to you
It's only for a week so have no fear
Be grateful that it doesn't last all year

thanks to Tom Leher and the Yank version of jokes