This is a joke thread.

Bloke walked into a pub and ordered ten shots of whisky and a pint. The barman served up the whiskies, but during the short time he'd turned away to pull the pint the bloke had already downed all ten shots of whisky.

"Blimey, that was quick!" said the barman.

"Ah, you'd be drinking quickly if you had what I've got."

"Oh dear. What is it you've got?" asked the barman.

"50p."