Thinking about this, I actually love stupid and childish jokes. When I'm sharing 'em with my seven-year-old grandson they sort of let us into a secret silly world for a minute or two. And they bear repetition!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the toilet?

Because it has a silent pee!



What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyoncè!



What did one wall say to the other?

"I'll meet you at the corner!"


And our latest favourite, ludicrously stupid but endlessly giggleiferous:

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because his mum threw a refrigerator at him...