Clearly no-one would pay to hear me (I wouldn't pay to hear me) but they have been known to stand me drinks. Probably because I can't sing/play kazoo and drink at the same time (I'm not getting drawn into the drinking/playing thread though it is common among jazz bands in clubs if not in concerts). The audience seem to drink more as well (seeking merciful release!)if they've not left already!
RtS ( a face made for radio, a voice made for mime)