Pavlova's dog. Every time you ring a bell it eats a raspberry meringue

Mudguard, I'm not going to get into an argument but you need to go right back to the start of the thread. Who started it, what was the intention and who first crapped on it!?! I know there are differences in senses of humour but some of the 'jokes' are simply not jokes at all :-( If people simply stuck to the idea there would not be a problem.

BTW. I just got a refund for my broken ebike so hope to order another this week. Not a joke in itself but reminded me...

Lad goes into a shop and asks for a bar of green soap. Sorry son, the shopkeeper says, we only have red soap. It's OK says the lad. I'm on my bike.

Good example of a joke that I found hilarious as a youngster. Still raises a chuckle. I suspect Steve will get it but others may not!