Yorkshireman went into a pub and saw a sign which said "All drinks 10p all night!"

He couldn't believe his luck. He filled his boots and hadn't even spent a quid!

Finally, he asked the publican, in a slurred voice, how come he could afford to sell drinks so cheaply.

"Well," the publican replied, "for years I struggled to keep the pub afloat, but always saw the role I had in supporting the community, so I kept going as best I could. Then, last month, I won £25 million on the lottery. That was my opportunity to put something back, hence the 10p drinks!"

"Blimey, that's a great story," said the Yorkshireman. "But I can't help noticing that bunch of blokes at the other end of the bar who haven't bought a drink all night!"

"Ah yes," replied the publican, "They're all Yorkshiremen who are waiting for Happy Hour when the drinks will be half-price..."