The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #171977 Message #4169470
Posted By: Steve Shaw
08-Apr-23 - 05:56 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2023
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2023
You have a thread for Trump. We have a thread for Brit politics. Kindly refrain from unfunny efforts to spill Trump over into this thread.
A bloke accidentally cut off all his fingers with his chainsaw so he rushed to the doctor's.
"Well give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do..."
"I haven't got them with me!"
"What! Why on earth not?"
"I couldn't pick them up!"
"Doctor! Doctor! Every morning when I get up I feel dizzy for an hour!"
"Well try getting up an hour later!"