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reminds me of the guy who went to his priest and asked if he and his wife would be thrown out of the church.

"Why? What happened to give you that concern?"

"Well, the other day, I caught her bending over the tomatoes, and I just had to have her.... so I did!"

"Um.. that sounds unusual, but kind of romantic. Why would you think you'd be thrown out of the church?"

"Well, they threw us out of the Safeway!" (or Sainsbury's, if you prefer.)