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Thread #4816 Message #4170744
Posted By: Tattie Bogle
24-Apr-23 - 05:54 PM
Thread Name: Folk songs appropriate for medical students
Subject: Lyr Add: THE NIGHTSHIFT BLUES
This is one I wrote, back in the day when I had to go out all hours of the day and night......Back when we had a Doctors' Cooperative in West Lothian in the 2000s. Hopefully no confidentiality breached but all true stories! (NHS 24 was what followed on from the local Drs' cooperatives, and still exists today)
THE NIGHTSHIFT BLUES Author: TS 24.10.05. Last night shift done on 26.09.04.
Well at four in the morning, we got a shout, Said, “Wake up driver and take me out” On the night-shift baby, woo-hoo, on the night-shift baby, woo-oo-hoo, On the night shift baby and I just can’t get no rest.
Goin’ to the far Wild West of the neighbourhood, Gotta be Stoneyburn, ain’t so good, on the night-shift baby, etc
Next time out we go to see a fine lady, Got this wracking cough and it’s drivin’ her crazy, on the night-shift baby, etc She’s a-shiverin’ and a-shakin’ all over her body Tell her she should brew herself a big hot toddy, on the night-shift baby, etc
Well the kid’s got a fever, and they won’t bring him out “We got no transport” down the phone they shout, on the night-shift baby, etc There’s three cars on the drive but no wheels and no tax And the sick kid’s tucking into Snak-a-Jacks, on the night-shift baby, etc
Then we came to the house of a little old man His piles had been a-bleedin’ all over the pan, on the night-shift baby, etc So I went to the freezer for some Birds Eye peas-a Said “Sit on these, they should give you some ease-a”, on the night-shift baby, etc
There’s a fella lookin’ lost but he don’t look so sick, Says his wife’s in labour, I gotta be quick, on the night-shift baby, etc, Driver says “Follow Me”, his green light’s a-flashin’ But the lady’s already in the labour ward pushin’, on the night-shift baby, etc
I got my stethoscope, (audience repeat), I got my bag of dope, (audience repeat) Got my bottle of Calpol “ “ Got my handy scalpel “ “ Got my mobile phone, With its cool ringtone Got my glucose meter To see if you’re sweeter Got my reflex hammer Got my Polaroid camera Got my digital thermometer Got my cardiac monitor Got my nebuliser Got my oxygen analyser Got my defibrillator Got my resuscitator So the car boot’s full and I just can’t get no rest
Now we’re back into base, gotta sleep on the floor, Since they broke the camp beds we ain’t got no more, on the night-shift baby, etc
If you ain’t got a badge you can’t get thro’ the door So I ain’t signing up to NHS 24, on the night-shift baby, etc
And the sun’s coming up and I just ain’t, just ain’t………………………………….. had no rest.