Ignoring the 'judge's' flawed logic in the above, I am reminded of my own cleverness when I was working in a cabinet shop years ago.
At the end of each day, the shop.. and the floor.. would be covered with various types and levels of sawdust, and we were expected to stop 'about' 10-15 min. before quitting and clean up...
   Well, there were a couple of guys who seemed to consider themselves above such menial work and often did only the minimum.
   So, one day I made a sign at home and brought it in and posted it near the time clock. It said..

" EVEN AS YE SAW, SO SHALL YE SWEEP!"