...And the punchline is...?

Well I've dug up another one, against my better judgement, that might help to educate Donuel as to how to imbue one's political jokes with at least a smidgen of humour. Yes you can have sarcasm. Yes you can even have cynicism. You may groan rather than titter. But anyway, here's one for him.

"A politician is a person who will lay down your life for his country."