ON THE STEPS OF I.U.
(Tune: Our Director March)

On the steps of IU, crying like hell!
Lies a newborn baby,
How that goddamned son of a bitch could yell!
Who could be its father?
Surely not you!
No! It's just another bastard son of old IU.

Learned at Indiana University in Theta Chi fraternity. ca 1956. A recording of John Frushour signing the song is online here:

https://youtu.be/xWHtg0m1EAM


More variants to follow