23C. Jean Fox and Carol Adams of the Chi Omega sorority at Indiana
University provided this variant on March 14, 1964.

On the steps of Chi Omega,
Crying like hell.
Lies a newborn baby.
Listen to that bastard yell.
Who can be its father,
Maybe it's you.
Just another bastard son
Of Sigma Alpha Mu.

Final text, 23C, from Richard Reuss' An Annotated Field Collection of Songs from the American College Student Oral Tradition