Well here's a song we used to sing in high school.

On the steps of Central High School.
Crying like hell
Lays a new born baby
Listen to the, listen to the son-of-a-bitch yell
You could be the father?
None of us can tell
Just another accident at CHS

From the movie, Thieves Like Us (1974). The tune is "Our Director March".


See a video of song here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSQzNQBsK1U