An old boy ended up in a care home for the elderly. After a few weeks his relatives asked the staff how he was getting on.

"He's fantastic!" said the matron. "The only thing is that he has this habit of keeling over sideways when he's sitting in a chair, and he needs someone next to him to make sure he doesn't fall over and push him back upright. Apart from that, we love him!"

So his relatives were really happy to hear that, then they went to his room.

"How are you doing? They asked him.

"Oh, I love it here," he replied. Everything's great, the food the company, the care, everything! But there's just one little thing..."

"Oh, really? What's that then?"

"Well, they won't let me fart..."