Sam goes to a comparative religion seminar with very mixed clergy.

A Christian priest comes up to him, lays his hands on him and says, "My son, by the grace of Jesus Christ, you will walk today.

Sam smiles and replies "There is nothing wrong with my feet, Father, I am not paralyzed."

Then a rabbi came over and put a hand on Sam's shoulder saying, "By the will of Ashem, you will walk today, my son."

Sam, unamused, replies "There is nothing wrong with me."

Then a mullah comes over and touches him and says "If Allah wills it, you walk today."

Sam, now somewhat perturbed, replies "There is nothing wrong with me."

Then a Buddhist monk came over, bowed slightly and says "By Hammidah Buddha, you will walk today."

Now rudely Sam shouts "There is nothing wrong with me. You are all pandering charlatans!"

And with that Sam angrily leaves the seminar.

Upon going outside, Sam discovers his car has been stolen.

[Does this one have a number? I couldn't find it.]