Whilst enjoying the levity in this esteemed thread, and not at all wishing to sound like the party pooper (and speaking as a passionate avocado eater), I should point out that avocados represent one of the most environmentally unfriendly crops on earth, right up there with Californian almonds and Amazon palm oil. There's almost nothing to redeem them (except that they're delicious). Perhaps any song about smashed avocados (or any other manifestation of avocados) should be a protest song...