THE OLD MAID SAT BY THE FIRE

The old maid sat by the fire,
Her tom-cat sat beside her;
And when they were all alone,
She pulled her skirts up higher.
The cat saw something naked,
And for it a rat did take it;
So he took a swing at the old maid's ding
And marrily did shake it.

The maid she pooped and farted;
The cat he puked and snorted;
They made such a din
That the neighbors cam in
And soon the two were parted.
Now old maids all take warning:
Don't leave your dingoes bare,
Or some tom-cat may take it for a rat,
And pull out all the hair.

From 24 of an Untitled Marine Songbook, c1943.

See online here:

https://archive.org/details/1943untitledmarinesongbook/page/24/mode/2up?q=maid