35 MARY
Mary in the kitchen punching duff, punching
duff, punching duff
Mary in the kitchen punching duff,
BULLSHITE
Mary in the kitchen punching duff,
When the cheeks of her arse went chuff,
chuff, chuff
Shit all round the room tra-la
Shit all round the room

Mary in the kitchen boiling rice, boiling rice,
boiling rice,
Mary in the kitchen boiling rice.
BULLSHITE
Mary in the kitchen boiling rice
When out of her cunt jumped three blind mice,
Shit all round the room tra-la
Shit all round the room.

Mary in the kitchen shelling peas, shelling
peas, shelling peas
Mary in the kitchen shelling peas.
BULLSHITE
Mary in the kitchen shelling peas,
The hairs of her cunt hung down to her
knees,
Shit all round the room tra-la
Shit all round the room.

Mary in the garden sifting cinders, sifting
cinders, sifting cinders
Mary in the garden sifting cinders.
BULLSHITE
Mary in the garden sifting cinders
Blew one fart and broke then windows
Shit all round the room tra-la
Shit all round the room

Mary had a dog whose name was Ben, name
was Ben, name was Ben
Mary had a dog whose name was Ben,
BULLSHITE
Mary had a dog whose name was Ben.
Had one ball which worked like ten
Shit all round the room tra-la
Shit all round the room.

Mary in the kitchen baking cakes, baking
cakes, baking cakes.
Mary in the kitchen baking cakes.
BULLSHITE
Mary in the kitchen baking cakes
When out of her tits came two milk shakes
Shit all round the room tra-la
Shit all round the room.

Song #35, pg 41-42, Hash Music 1986. No tune indicated.

I have been *told* that this is The Hog-eye Man, and some of the verses posted above match, but I think this is another song which share some floating verses with The Hogeye Man.