You really don't get this, do you, Donuel, old son? THIS IS A JOKE THREAD. Do try to keep your other unfunny shit for one of your own threads (there are plenty to choose from, fer chrissake, as you do appear to suffer from thread-starting diarrhoea).

A bloke was pulled over by a police car. The cop indicated to him to wind down his window. He said to the bloke, "Sir, do you realise that half a mile ago your passenger door flew open and your wife fell out on to the road?"

"Oh, thank God!" said he, "I thought I'd gone deaf!"