In a supposedly light-hearted joke thread (eternally hoping against hope that you will back off and allow it to be so instead of constantly trolling it), we don't need "socially-important jokes," thanks. There are dozens of threads here in which you can post "socially-important" content. In this vale of tears, what we need is a laugh, not a miserygut like you.

Three more from Tim:

Conjunctivitis.com - now that's a site for sore eyes...

I used to go out with an anaesthetist - she was a local girl...

I went into the pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" He said, "Sure. Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."