The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #171977 Message #4174015
Posted By: Steve Shaw
07-Jun-23 - 06:20 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2023
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2023
Stop talking rubbish and tell us a joke. Preferably a real one that you haven't tried to make up. This not a thread for your irritating cod philosophies.
I walked into the pub with a pair of jump leads. The barman said, "I'll serve you but don't start anything..."
When I was a little boy I prayed every night for a new bike. After a long time I realised that God doesn't work that way, so I stole one then asked God for forgiveness.
(cheers to Peter Kay!)