So here's to Old Elhraim Williams And here to the old Mohawk Trail And here's to the Indian Maiden Who gave him his first piece of tail.
Chorus: Exhaustive and painful researches By Darwin and Huxley and Hall Have conclusively proved that the hedgehog Can scarecely be buggered at all
But futher experimentation Has incontrovertibly shown That comparative safety at Harvard Is enjoyed by the hedgehog alone.
But Alas! for the ass of the hedgehog! And Alas! or the quills in his tail -- For when Harvard's Caltur's[??] triumphant The rescources of Nature must fail.
And here's to the girls of New Haven And here's to the streets that they roam And here's to their children, goddam'em -- Who knows but they may be your own.
Pg 236, from The Canfield Collection, [c1927]. A localized merged song from Williams College. I assume that the tune is also the Eton Boating Song.