I think you may have something with the hardware incompatibility analogy, Don. Trouble is your transmitter is causing interference with everyone else's receivers and, unfortunately, drowning out a lot of the better exchanges. How about you limit your transmissions to those who understand what the fuck you are talking about?

I have an analogy that I have used before. If my local pub starts getting pestered by a knobhead who just talks bollocks all the time, the rgulars have a choice. Either they leave or they ask the landlord to throw him out. Sorry to have to tell you, but you are that knobhead and, before long, the management will realise. It is well and good saying ignore it but, to use another analogy, if a dog keeps shitting on your front lawn you can either ignore it or kick the dog.

Anyroads...

What's green, has eight legs and if it fell on you out of a tree it would kill you?

A snooker table.