My ex was once standing in front of our full length mirror...naked. She said 'Mike, My hair is thinning, my forehead is wrinkled, I have crows feet round my eyes, my nose has open pores all over it, my neck has a chicken skin appearance, My boobs are sagging and have stretch marks, my belly has stretch marks, my thighs have ugly cellulite and my feet are out of shape, pleae tell me something good about me'......      So I said 'Darling, you have excellent eyesight'