An Arab and his camel come to a sign in front of an oasis.
'Whites Only - Donuel keep out'
The Arab crosses a line and is ordered to "Stop!"
Why? Are you the owners?
No, but all three of us have decided to guard this oasis
Why?
Because we detest the color of Donuel jokes.
Well, I am not Donuel.
You are not white.
Of course I am. I'm the same color as Jesus.
The camel spit and walked on.