Guess who would add insult to his jury.

Guy goes to the doctor for a pain in his ass
Tells the doctor "doc I've got some pain right by the entrance of my asshole"
Doc replies: "As long as you call it an entrance it's gonna hurt"


Apparently, there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain...
In other words, there is joint support for joint support of joint support...

I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, she said, "No."
I responded, "How about now?"