I accidentally put this into the recipe thread - don't read anything into that!


A tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish town, and asked to be served the speciality of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained.

"Señor, these are the cojones," the waiter replied.

"The what??" exclaimed the tourist.

"They are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today," explained the waiter.

The tourist was horrified, but bravely he decided to taste the dish. He found it delicious.

Returning the following evening, he asked for the same dish. After he finished the meal, the tourist commented to the waiter, "Today's cojones are very tasty, but they're nowhere near as big as yesterday's..."

"Well, señor," replied the waiter, "You see, the bull he does not always lose..."