at a college that shall remain nameless. I was GDI (God damn independent), but knew a lot of Alpha Phi Omega brothers (the chapter had not yet pledged women).

To the tune of “Annie Lisle” (1857), later adopted as the tune of the “Alpha Phi Omega Toast Song” (1925). Both are available on YouTube.
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Back your girl up in the corner,
Turn the lights down low,
Place one hand upon her bosom,
The other down below.
When she starts to squirm and whimper,
Tell her so she’ll know,
That’s the secret handshake of the
Men of APO.