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Thread #172523   Message #4176969
Posted By: GUEST,and e (no cookie)
15-Jul-23 - 06:43 PM
Thread Name: Folklore: Crazy? I Was Crazy Once (recitation)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Crazy? I Was Crazy Once (recitation)
HEAD? WHO SAID HEAD?

Head! Who said head?
I'll take some of that,
And I did, and it was good
And there was much rejoicing.
And then we fucked. We fucked for hours
Uprooting trees, shrubs & flowers,
And then we fucked like Vikings
With horns on our head!

[Repeat the above until you want to finish.
Then do the following verse.]

Head! Who said head?
I'll take some of that,
And I did, and it was good
And there was much rejoicing.
And then we fucked. We fucked for hours
Uprooting trees, shrubs & flowers,
And then she fingered my asshole and I quivered [shivering sound]
It wasn't fun, it wasn't funny, it's dangerous
So I'm taking my TV, my dog, my football and I'm going home.
So fuck you you fucking fucks!


From the "Head? Who Said Head?" field recording of Tom "Fuk Stik" Tarka, recorded May 7, 2004.

Listen online: https://ia804702.us.archive.org/9/items/jack_horntip_collection_field_recordings/1425%20Head%20Who%20Said%20Head%20%5BWith%20Additional%20Verse%5D.mp3