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Thread #171977 Message #4178717
Posted By: Steve Shaw
08-Aug-23 - 10:22 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2023
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2023
I didn't know it was one of his and I dredged it up entirely from memory this time! Did I really get that close to the original?
Anyway, in reparation for my thieving, here are three of Bob's cracking one-liners. When I read them I can still hear him machine-gunning them out!
"The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time."
"I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance."
"People always say: 'You're a comedian, tell us a joke.' They don't say: 'You're an MP, tell us a lie.'"
"When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did HE go back to?"
"I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much."