America is multi lingual but not everyone has English skills. Yesterday my phone said the call was from pastel hair and a young lady was asking me about a manicure. I politely told her several times I did NOT need a manicure. Very slowly she said 'med i care'. Oh that's different.

At the drive through I was asked if I wanted a Cole Porter. I said sure but when I got to the window she was holding a Cup Holder.