The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #167594   Message #4180631
Posted By: GUEST
04-Sep-23 - 04:38 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Working Dog
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Working Dog
Lyrics.... as per Rich Halls Youtube vid...#
Intro...
I’m ready to work, I’m ready to work, I’m ready to work, lets go! What’s the hold up?
I’m ready to work, I’m ready to herd, I’m ready to go, just say the word
Incase you dogs have not heard, I’m a goddam workin dog.      


I’ve got issues I’ll admit, I basically don’t know when to quit,
My one and only occupation, keeps those herds in a tight formation,
Missing heifers, wayward strays, tend to put a damper on my day,
It’s in my blood what can I say, I’m a goddam working dog.

Yippee kayo, Yippee kayip bring the dehorn paste and medicine lick,
No time to waste gotta get there quick, when the fur starts flying and the dust gets thick,
I’m nipping hooves I’m chasing tails, I’m in the groove, the alpha male
Incase you dogs cannot tell, I’m a goddam working dog.

So fuck you poodles, toys and snauzers, round these parts I wear the trousers,
You wanna fight me get in line, I’d kick your ass but I aint got time,
Go fetch a stick and lick your balls, I bet you squat to pee because
You don’t know what its like at all to be a goddam working dog. (instr – verse long)

I’m a workin dog you lazy mutt, you don’t believe it, sniff my butt
That aint no Parisien sewer, brother that is fresh manure
And I’m up in it every day, rounding longhorns, chasing strays
Get off my porch, get outta my way, I’m a goddam working dog

Working dog, you son of a bitch, I take my bath in a drainage ditch
Wait one second let me scratch this itch …. I’m back
Yippee kayo, yippee kay-ay, I can do this all damn day
Get off my porch, get outta my way, I’m a goddam working dog. (Rpt last line). Fin