Dear Hearts,

I couldn't carry a tune until I got me a guitar.

When I got me a guitar, then I found I couldn't tune it.

Some how the guitar got tuned and I learned how to harmonize with it and got to where I could sing in key even when they hid my guitar.

Then I made the discovery that there was meaning in those demi false notes and now I sing off, on, in and around the key. Keeps the mice away.

CrzyBrd