Possibly politically-incorrect but here goes anyway...

A couple took the wife's mother on a trip to the Holy Land. Sadly, the old lady died on the trip.

The undertaker said to the chap, "You have two choices. I can arrange for her to be flown home for £25000, or you can have her buried here in a simple ceremony for £500."

Without hesitation he replied that he wanted her flown home.

"Well it's up to you, of course, but why would you want to spend all that money when you don't have to?"

The chap replied, "Two thousand years ago they buried a bloke here and three days later he rose from the dead. I can't take that risk..."