A naughty verse sung to the tune of “Stay All Night (Stay a Little Longer) by Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys::

Day before yesterday, night before last
The old cow died with a cob in her (ass) mouth.
Cob fell out, the wind blew in,
Old cow come together again.

Stay all night, stay a little longer
Dance all night, dance a little longer.
Pull off your coat and throw it in the corner.
Don’t see why you don’t stay a little longer.