After I was given a line of demerol for my colonoscopy I was feeling mighty happy. So much so, that I started joking around with my proctologist. While he was doing his hose thing, he asked me how I was feeling. I told him that this feels wonderful! Better than any anal sex I have ever had!.
I thought he was going to drop the hose and slip on the floor from laughing so hard. Everyone in the place cracked up. It was a really funny scene.
During recovery, the doctor came over to my bed to see how I was doing. He smiled and said, "you know young lady, you have a very sexy colon".

Little Neo