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Thread #171977 Message #4189125
Posted By: Steve Shaw
25-Sep-23 - 06:19 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2023
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2023
A few one-line groaners from Tim Vine, who was asked what jokes he'd put inside Christmas crackers:
I used to file my nails but then I thought, what’s the point in keeping them?
The turkey challenged me to a fight. He threw down the giblet.
My Christmas decorations are inflatable. I’m forever blowing baubles.
I saw a coconut-flavoured biscuit playing football. It was Wayne Macarooney.
You invented Tipp-Ex. Correct me if I’m wrong.
I was going to write my will today but then I thought, life’s too short.
I’ve got a horse called Treacle. He’s got golden stirrups.
I went to a posh party where everyone was drinking and knitting. I got Pimm’s and needles.