Well, being of slightly warped constitution, and of Dutch ancestry, I will not only refuse to drink green bear (bleah!) refuse to sing Danny Boy (don't know the words anyway) but I will refuse to wear anything green. Instead, I will wear something blue, and drink Dutch beer, or at least a locally brewed oatmeal stout, which IMHO is ten times the drink Guinness is.
Gaunz kloa onn eenfach!
Jim