The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172983   Message #4194577
Posted By: Steve Shaw
31-Dec-23 - 09:24 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
A young girl brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings, his general scruffiness.

The girl's mum says quietly to her daughter, “Darling, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, for goodness sake, mum," says the daughter, "If he wasn’t nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”