It's always wise to check Snopes.

Birdwatchers call each other

As penance, here's some Ken Dodd gags.

I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome, it started off badly but by the end I really liked it.

I used to think I was marvellous in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma.

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.