The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172983   Message #4195142
Posted By: Steve Shaw
08-Jan-24 - 06:47 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
A Yorkshireman's beloved dog has just died. He goes to the jewellers. "Eyup, lad, can tha mek me a gold statue o' me whippet?"

"Certainly, sir. Would you like it eighteen carat?"

"Nay, yer daft bugger. Just chewin' a bone..."