Well I think I'll just do it with some basic chords, but I think John uses some fancier ones.

[G7] My face, I don't mind it, I'm standing behind it, it [C] hangs down in [G7] front by my [C] hair
It [G7] studies the cards, all the aces and spades, but it [C] don't have to [G7] call which they [C] are
I've taught it to smile and to wrinkle its nose and to [F] froth at the mouth when it's [G7] mad
I've taught it to yawn and to laugh and to snarl and to [C] hang out its [G7] lip when it's [C] sad