A business had a sign on the window saying “Help Wanted. Must be proficient typist, know how to use the internet, and be bilingual.” A dog walking by picks up the sign in its teeth, and approaches the boss, who assumes correctly that the dog wants to apply for the job.

“Come on,” the man says, “Dogs can’t type.” So the dog sits down at the keyboard and types this message: “Dogs can type just fine.”

“How about computers?” the boss asks. So the dog does a Google search and finds pages of information about the capabilities of canines.

“But the sign also says you would need to be bilingual,” the boss adds.

And the dog replies, “Meow.”